feedback jeder art A slice of Americana

[Donna]

So, bear with me, this one's gonna be a little tricky.  "I love EVERYONE and have NO OPINIONS,  and other random B.S."

Try that line on your friends and see what happens!  At a family gathering----a lull in the conversation?  Spring that gem on them!  To all the "Socially Awkward People"-----those with self-deprecating humor that remains stagnant in shallow, ignorant pools---fret not!  Things get better in time.

 

Okay, so you lost the rhyme?

Didn't get the point?  See it a different way?  It's all good....... tomorrow is another day!  Everybody has probably moved on to the next Scandal, Twitter Sh*t Storm, Tik Tok Challenge a.k.a. Idiots Playbook and what-not.

Embroiled in meaningless gossip---"Did you see the XXX-rated resin Garden Gnomes the neighbors bought?"

(Wow!  If that's the only problem(s) you have.....what an easy solve----Don't like it---Don't look!)

 

Anyhoo, listen to this, such satirical pizazz!  Instead of an American cloth flag hanging on a shepherds hook, frankly the Bonner-Wang-Holder's patriotic duty is very evolved, it dangles from a 4-foot gnomes erected, well you get the picture. 

The Bonner-Wang-Holder family yard is quite a fixture on the block---the Anti-Scripture Crew.  Their Porn Garden Nook expands to include culturally diverse gnomes in various poses of---let's just say ecstasy.  Hey people!  Welcome to Kalamazoo!  And wait...the friggin clinch, entirely with sound effects; bangin' Anti-Haters weaponry.

 

Oh talk about wicked good!  Weatherproof and even home co-op complaints withstood!  Some gnomes romping on ole Red, White, and Blue, Progressives clad in leather harnesses accentuating Star-spangled banner bras, while a group of Traditionalists solely donned in Betsy Ross style bonnets, tri-boobed, holding signs that say  "My Body!  My Choice!" 

 

Woo!  Let's make some noise for all the Bullsh*t Busters, for everyone with a set of steel family jewels regardless of gender (not necessarily the same size like the Garden Gnomes elephant balls) you know----people who got chuzpah, those who rise above the chatter and chanting crowds and boldly give voice.

 

By golly, ya better sink yer pretenses here, forget about that proper upbringing-------you can drop your drawers elsewhere later on.

Have an awesome laugh, cuz honey-------Humor is a saving Grace, woebegone!

©Donna H.

July 5, 2022